Dream Machine
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

pussylesqueer:

-

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

cliftonwebb:

Johnny Guitar (1954)

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times