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How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”
This sketch was awesome.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
So if a lobster never meets the fate of the lemon wedge and parsley, it could live a long life - a really long life. Lobsters are basically eating, molting, growing machines. Lobsters in general show no discernable signs of aging. They don’t lose appetite, sex drive, energy, no change in metabolism. (NPR)
I wish I were a lobster. for real
