this is the scene of the crime
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)
Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”
Johnny Guitar (1954)
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
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